Marko Sent this to me and it is so scarily true that i had to post it here

*I am a Georgetownian*

I have a Market Place, not a Mall.
I hang out at Timmy's, or Baker's not the night club.
I do have to go to Brampton to buy clothes that don't say Cherokee
or Request.
I wake up to the smell of cow manure, not gun powder.
I don't have any conservation areas, but I do have Cedervale.
I do have 7 gas stations, 3 movie stores, 2 Timmy's within 2 km. of
each other, and 4 grocery stores.
I do have a theatre owned by a scary old man, that has sticky floors
and only 3 crappy screens, and I go there often.
I believe there is nothing strange about our bowling alley being
closed all summer, every summer.
I go to Jumbo Video just for the free popcorn.
I believe in getting drunk on Friday's, not just Saturdays.
I have a Daisy Mart, not a Beckers, and I'm damn proud.
When I ask if you want to go swimming, I mean in the Credit River,
not the pool.
I do know Hobo Dan, Hobo Steve, and especially the Chicken man.
I do have 15 cats on my street that never seem to go home.
I like the taste of hard water, not that distilled crap.
I will not be offended if you ask me if I'm from Norval, Limehouse, Balinifad,
or the Glenn.
I will rip your head off if you ask me if I'm from Acton.
I do have redneck friends, who think they are black.
I do have a recreation center, that is in the middle of nowhere.
And yes, I used to have mayor that was a KKK leader.
I am a *GEORGETOWNIAN* & PROUD OF IT!